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Line Array is the answer for all of life's Questions

7/29/2015

5 Comments

 
Warning - Satirical Rant In Progress....
"Hey guys, I go to a church of about 150 members.  We are looking for some new main speakers.  What would you suggest?"
Line Array, Line Array, LINE ARRAY!!!!
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That ought to do it!


How about some new speakers for your youth room?
LINE ARRAY!


"Hey everybody, we need some new stage monitors for our church, what would you suggest?"
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LINE ARRAAAAAAAY!!!!

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Stay tuned next week as we discuss how X32's can bake you a pizza, wash your car, train your old dog how to do new tricks, make you get rid of all of your self-help books, and bring world peace!
5 Comments
James Hood
7/29/2015 03:50:19 am

I heard somewhere that if you attach an X32 to a line array it can access more than 40 inputs at once!

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casey campbell link
7/29/2015 04:25:01 am

Ha! What a GREAT IDEA!!!

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Greg Chudyk
7/29/2015 06:07:44 am

I've recently read that scientists in Norway are using Meyer JM-1P line arrays, hooked up to 13 X-32's, to grow human organs.
An odd, early experiment produced a Hammond B3, complete with a Leslie rotary speaker. They're still not sure how that happened, but it's now on the jazz circuit in eastern Europe.

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Greg Glanville
7/29/2015 12:20:16 pm

Finally, articles that get to the point!

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RIPingFOX Audio Pro
8/12/2015 09:12:12 am

I have to say your post really enlightened me to some serious issues. I was having a knee surgery and they were not sure how to fix my leg, so I asked them to install a line array and now I can run like a 16 ye old. I have to say Line Array is truly Gods solution to the fall of mankind!

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    • Loudspeakers >
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    • Amplification
    • Understanding Alternating Current
    • Circuit Values
    • Amplifier Arrangements
    • Transistors
    • Interstage Coupling
    • Noise
    • Distortion Effects
    • Using an Oscilloscope
    • Frequency Response
    • Power Amplification
    • Phase Splitting Circuits
    • Audio Transformers
    • Distortion
    • Shielding
    • Cabling
    • Electro-Acoustics
    • Audio & Hearing
  • Microphone Types
  • Mic Placement
  • Gain Structure
  • Demystifying The Mixing Console
  • Equalization
  • Compression
  • The Ins & outs
  • The Sub Bus
  • The Voicing Concept
  • Reverb
  • Good Habits
  • Psychoacoustics
  • Stage Isolation & Drum Booths
  • System Feedback
  • System Noise & Hum
  • Electronic Repair
  • Speakers
  • Tips & Tricks
  • Noise Gates
  • Mixing 101 & Beyond
  • DIY Projects
  • Digital Audio Basics
  • Stage Lighting
    • Lighting Basics
    • Brightness
    • Color
    • Controls
    • Smoke
  • Books
    • Yamaha Sound Reinforcement Handbook
    • Sound Recording & Production
    • The Art of Record Production
    • Recording & Production of Sound
    • BBC - Microphones
    • Microphones - 3rd Edition
    • How To Build A Small Studio
    • Acoustic Techniques for Home & Studio
  • The Blog
  • References Page